Marking Up My Wiener Wonderland
♪ Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
♪ In the lane, snow is glistenin’
♪ It’s yellow, not white,
♪ l’ve been there tonight,
♪ Marking up my wiener wonderland.
♪ Smell that tree?
♪ That’s my fragrance.
♪ It’s a sign for wand’ring vagrants
♪ Avoid where I pee, it’s my property!
♪ Marked up as my wiener wonderland.
In the meadow Dad will build a snowman, ♪
Following the classical design. ♪
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go man, ♪
So all the world will know that it is mine, mine, mine!♪
♪ Straight from me to the fencepost,
♪ Flows my natural incense boast.
♪ ‘Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
♪ I mark it as my Wiener Wonderland!